"Your site is Jake. What am I saying? It is so much better than Jake. It's the cat's pajamas, the bee's knees, the berries. It is so good it should win an award. Oh wait, it did. Seriously though, your site is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. It has the greatest seizure-inducing bunny that I've ever seen. Bravo, Mr. Silverman, bravo indeed!" Sarah Stumpf, American Studies Alumnus, web page aficionado, and master of obscure vernacular

"I can't believe it! I now have my own (proper) section on your stellar webpage! It's truly an honor to have my images stand alongside Bigfoot, Elvis, Nixon and Liberace. Nicely done, coach." Jeffrey Beal, former student teacher, currently educating with excellence in Decatur, IL. [N.B. Mr. Beal's memorial web page has since been removed to make room for my class polices. Such is life.]

"Sweet website." Kurt Bomya, American Studies Alumnus and notorious understater

"As a teaching tool, it's really mediocre; as a tool to gauge what you'll look like in a few years, it's really frightening." Mrs. Silverman, my wife [Who, by the way, doesn't currently even have her own site]